Why would you want to punch Bret Michaels with this latest Rock of Love music video episode?
Posted on January 28, 2008
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Why would you want to punch Bret Michaels with this latest Rock of Love music video episode?
Rock of Love 2 – episode 3
Have you ever wanted to punch a mini Bret Michaels in the face? If so, episode three was for you as the girls were divided into teams and had to protect “baby” Bret on a roller derby rink. Who were they protecting her from? None other than Lacey, the red headed fake whore from season one. With a team of men masquerading as her friends Lacey’s team quickly tipped “baby” Bret from his stroller and began punching the little rock star in the face. Nice work, um ladies, maybe the way to Bret’s heart is through his future baby’s soft spot. The third group? Their “baby” Bret lost an arm. Rock and roll!
For the winning team it was off to Forty-Duece, a Cabaret bar the owner shut down for Bret and his trio of girls Aubry, Inna, and Angelique. Aubry mentions that she has had dance training since she was seven. She doesn’t say stripping, but you know she means stripping. Before the girls get their shot there is a house burlesque dancer named Dakota. I mention this only because it is my second favorite stripper name of all time (Ahead of Nikki, right below Dynasty). After Dakota, Inna takes the stage and shows off her giant back and hockey goalie like ass. She is followed by Aubry, showing off her years of dance, setting the bar much higher. Then comes Angelique, a.k.a. Frenchie, she goes totally nude, leading to the owner knocking the door, and contemplating sticking Angelique in the trunk of his car.
Back at the house Kristy Joe is preparing a BBQ for Bret; however, she is continually interrupted by other girls, looking for some alone time with Bret. Before the other girls arrive Kristy Joe is able to drop the “I’m still married” line on Bret who almost chokes his steak. As the girls interrupt he contemplates allowing the girls to have a naked cat fight while he finishes his steak. Oh, if only this was on HBO and not VH1.
During elimination Catherine is doing her best Elvira impersonation and Kristy Joe is doing her best “I’m married” impersonation. Both are asked back to Rock Bret’s world. Roxy is gone, finally, and then it’s the upset of 2008 as Frenchie is eliminated. After reflecting on this, it’s probably a good thing. The last time a stripper broke Bret’s heart we got “Every Rose Has It’s Thorn”, and quite honestly I’m still not ready for part II.
Drama is high next week as the tears start flowing and Bret tries to finish his steak without being interrupted.
David S. Grant is the author of “Corporate Porn”, a novel published through Silverthought Press. His rock and drug fueled double novel “Bleach/Blackout”, novel “The Last Breakfast”, and short story collection “Emotionless Souls” are to be published in 2008. For more information on David’s writing go to http://www.davidsgrant.com
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